Rahul Mehta Gandhinagar LsCandidate

Gabbar asked: kitne admi the?
Kalia replied: sirf do admi sardar...

Gabbar dropped everything and ran to the ATM...
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NaMo's new game ATM-go is more popular than Pokeman Go. The players in ATM-go have to run from ATM to ATM till they get some cash !!! They have to download APP which shows which ATM has cash. The new version of the app will also show queue length at that ATM !!! There are easter eggs --- when ATM says "No cash", and if player shouts "Modi Modi", then ATM will give upto Rs 4000 !!!
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NaMo's new game ATM-run is also more popular then Temple-run. In NaMo's ATM-run, the player runs from ATM to ATM till he can withdraw Rs 2000 !!! The new version of ATM wll ask players to dance if they want cash !!!
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Doctors fees (before nov-8) -- Rs 600 per visit
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Fees till dec-30 --- Take Rs 5000 of old notes and give Rs 4400 of new notes, and patient examination is free !!!
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The medicine stores and drug dealers --- both are accepting old Rs 500 notes !!
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NaMo's new reality show - notebandhi - is the most popular reality show in history of world !!! Here , whole 130 crore citizens are playing the game !! They run from bank to bank to deposit / convert old notes and withdraw new notes. And then they have to run from ATM to ATM trying to obtain new notes. The ATMs have easter eggs --- ATM will say "no cash" but if a player shouts "Modi ... Modi, ...", them ATM will give forty crisp Rs 100 notes !!! The ATM can sense if player is faking or real !!! So ATMs wont give notes to non-andhbhagats no matter how many times they shout "Modi ... Modi .....".
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got on whatsapp
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galib hei itna pareshan
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galib hei itna pareshan
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ki ab yadi ishk hoga to bhi hoga
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bas , note balane ke baad