Rahul Mehta Gandhinagar LsCandidate

Discipline of SoMoKe-andhbhagats --- I & II
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( The post explains why SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers oppose Right to Recall law-drafts, Jury System law-drafts, MRCM, Wealth tax, law-drafts to free temples from govt control etc etc. And the post also applies on .
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SoMoKe = SoGa \ NaMo \ ArGandhi . They are one and the same --- ek hi thaili ke chatte batte hain --- made up of same cloth. The differences are superficial and similaries , like "dedication" to FDI , upholding supremacy of Supreme judge over citizenry etc are more important.
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CoBhApSwaRa = Congress , BJP , AAP , RSS , BST . Their workers are also one and the same.
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This post shows how committed SoMoKe-andhbhagats are. And thats why they oppose RTR-law-drafts etc)
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(1) Discipline of SoMoKe-andhbhagats --- I.

Once SoMoKe had to give speech to SoMoKe -andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers in an area, where people didnt know Hindi or English, and knew only the local language. And SoMoke didnt know that local language.
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So SoMoKe decided to use a translator, SoMoKe will speak for some 2-5 minutes and then the translator would translate.
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In between the speech, SoMoKe would make some jokes, which would go for 2-3 minutes. SoMoKe were worried --- what is tone of joke is lost in translation? But surprisingly, the translator would translate the whole 2 to 3 minute joke in just a few seconds. And SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers would laugh loudly, which convinced SoMoKe that translation was done properly,
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After the speech, SoMoKe asked the translator --- how did you so effectively translated these complicated jokes, in such short time.
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The translator said " Simple ---- I used to say only one sentence on local language , that --- SoMoKe has said a joke. All andhbhagats must laugh !!! And they would laugh !!"
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(2) Discipline of SoMoKe-andhbhagats --- II .
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A comedian had just started his career. He asked SoMoKe to request SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers to attend his show. SoMoKe agreed and ordered SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers to attend the comedy show. The comedian held an show which was exclusive for SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers
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The comedian started with the following joke.
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Santa was climbing a tree.
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And so Banta asked "Santa, why are you climbing tree? "
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Santa said " I want to drink coconut milk"
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Banta said "but Santa, this is a khajoor tree"
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Santa said "I know. Thats why I am carrying coconuts with me".
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The comedian thought that this was a very funny joke. But sadly, none of the SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers laughed.
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Like that, the comedian told one after one after another great jokes. But not even one SoMoKe-andhbhagat / CoBhApSwaRa-worker laughed even once.
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Finally, after the show, the comedian asked a senior SoMoKe-andhbhagats "why is is that none of the SoMoKe-andhbhagats laughed at my joked".
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The senior andhbhagat replied "SoMoKe had only given orders to attend the show, SoMoKe had NOT given orders to us to laugh !! So we merely attended the show !! And we didnt laugh !!"
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(3) Why SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers oppose RTR-law-drafts , JurySys-law-draft ?
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You might want to look at wall of SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers . You wont find even 1 out of 200 posts supporting RTR-law-drafts, JurySys-law-draft etc. Not even one post supporting law-draft to free temples from govt control. None distribute pamphlets on RTR-drafts , drafts to end govt control over temples etc. All these are classic feature of those who oppose RTR-law-drafts and JurySys-law-drafts etc.
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So why do SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers . oppose RTR-law-drafts?
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Simple -- because SoMoKe oppose RTR-law-drafts , JurySys-law-draft etc. And SoMoKe have ordered them to oppose these law-drafts by making it clear that they dont support these law-draft.
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Here, you might want to look at twitter wall of SoMoKe or their FB-wall. You wont find even 1 out of 200 posts supporting RTR / Jury, wealth atx, opposing GST / VAT etc.
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Also, if they were to support RTR-drafts , JurySys-draft or even law-draft to end govt control over temples, then question to them will be " did YOU ask SoMoKe over twitter or SMS to print these laws"? And they know that this will reduce reputation of SoMoKe because SoMoKe cant print such RTR / Jury etc laws. So the "best" strategy in their opinion is --- oppose RTR , Jury etc all laws !!!
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IOW, the "discipline" that "one must obey The Leader" approach of SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers has convinced them to oppose RTR-law-drafts, law-drafts to end govt control over temples etc etc.
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So you are a well meaning activist, who want to see RTR-law-drafts , Jury System law-drafts , MRCM-law-draft, wealth tax law-draft etc printed in India, want law-drafts to end govt control over temple , and want to see laws like GST / VAT / Service Tax / Excise etc end in India, then please dont waste your time with SoMoKe-andhbhagats and CoBhApSwaRa-workers .
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Please work to publicize these law-drafts.